Always Be Older Than Me - Birthday Card
Send birthday wishes with a permanent advantage. Because no matter what happens, they'll always be older than you—and that's something worth celebrating (for you, anyway). Perfect for younger siblings or friends who love playful rivalry.
Card Details:
- A6 size greeting card
- Blank inside for your own message
- Comes with brown kraft envelope
- Printed on 280GSM linen finish FSC certified card
- Individually packaged in 100% biodegradable PLA bags
Perfect For:
- Younger siblings sending to older ones
- Friends who enjoy age-based teasing
- Anyone who loves playful competition
- Birthdays with a cheeky twist
Wonky Cards brings Irish wit to birthdays, celebrating with playful humour and sibling rivalry.
Pickup available at Tree Bark Store
Usually ready in 4 hours
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